No, this doesn't happen everywhere. The wholesale rape of women during protests does not happen in the United States or Europe. That would be a fact. It didn't happen during the protests of the 1960s and 1970s and it doesn't happen now. So, no, it doesn't happen everywhere. This is an Egyptian problem. Some Egyptian… » 7/05/13 10:37am 7/05/13 10:37am

If my wife went into an irreversible coma, I think I'd divorce her, not cheat on her. Cheating on someone in a coma seems worse to me. on the other hand, if she became a quadriplegic, I think I might just cheat on her and not divorce her. Because, damn, how could you serve divorce papers to a quadriplegic. That would… » 7/02/13 4:05pm 7/02/13 4:05pm

Oh, fuck you. Who the fuck do you think keeps you safe and cozy when you tuck yourself in at night with your rainbows and unicorns? The United States keeps you safe from the likes of China, North Korea, Russia, Iran and countless terrorists who want you under their control or just want you dead. » 7/02/13 1:57pm 7/02/13 1:57pm

No, this is not Snowden's statement. But I happen to have Snowdens's actual statement right here. Never mind how I got it. "Get me out of here!!! I will go anywhere. Iceland. Greenland. Poland. Anywhere with more than a sbarro's, a Gyro King, and a Burger King. Christ Almighty, the federal prison system must have… » 7/01/13 9:16pm 7/01/13 9:16pm